Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because I would like to take you to work with me without taking your whole container. How can we make this happen?
Step 1) Cut a piece of foil and put a scoop of whatever you want in the middle. (Tip: if your condiment is more liquidy, add a piece of plastic wrap on top of the foil to help contain it)
Step 2) Fold one side in. Fold the other side in and smoosh down both ends until you see that your condiment is centered.
Step 3) Fold in both ends.
Step 4) Cut the corner and use it.